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Bayonetta PS3 Review - -

Gameplay 9.0
Graphics 9.1
Sound 9.0
Value 8.9
Distributor: SEGA
Review Date:
Jan 2010
Andrew Bistak



Thereís no denying that Bayonetta is one of the sexiest gaming characters and from way she talks, flirts and flaunts her assets, the game is definitely oozing with a titillation factor. Obviously the creators had this in mind and whether it's the way she sucks on a lollypop, those candid butt and crotch shots, it may not be pornographic but it's definitely a selling point. So weíve established that the character Bayonetta is a siren who would wipe the floor with Lara Croft, but what about the gameplay?

Well my dear gamers, as the man behind The Devil May Cry Kamiya is involved, you pretty much know what to expect but thankfully the developers have thrown in enough subtle changes for this title to stand on its own in this acrobatic fast-paced action adventure game. Of course, there is a healthy amount of button mashing but good button mashing.

The story revolves around Bayonetta, a witch who is more than 500 years old who fought to retain the balance between chaos and order, unfortunately her memory is quite fragmented after being awaken in the modern world. Although a little disjointed, we discover that Bayonetta is searching for an artefact called The Eyes of the World and she needs to travel to the city of Vigrid. Hopefully this search will also unlock her memories.

Add in some over the top comedy and titillation and you actually have an interesting story that will bring a smile to your face. Of course it does help that our anti-hero has sided with the demons of Inferno which causes the Angels of Paradiso to want her blood and more specifically dead. Apart from Bayonetta, she has some great supporting characters from her sidekick Enzo to Rodan and a mysterious witch wearing red, needless to say itís definitely a visceral experience.

The presentation of the game is quite impressive, whether itís the pre-rendered cutscenes or the stills with some animation that get mixed together, making it appear like frames from a movie, Bayonetta definitely goes out of the comfort zone of Western development and it succeeds immensely. Itís the subtle touches such as the loading screens that allow you to practice some manoeuvres and best of all, it even displays what you need to do. Very cool indeed! Add in some spectacular animation, thanks to the graphics department and Bayonetta definitely raises the bar for 2010.

Let's not get carried away and although it helps when you have a killer body but our Umbrian Witch is a walking time bomb of almost unimaginable power as she journeys through the game, learning not only more about herself but also her powers. Bayonetta has guns on her feet and when sheís not using her hand to hand combat or witch powers, she can deliver some truly astonishing damage through some great combination attacks. By defeating enemies, Bayonetta is awarded trophies and halos which can then be used to purchase additional equipment and upgrades from her friendly bar, The Gates of Hell. This friendly little bar is also run by Rodan, a powerful man with an extremely shady past but supports the story well.

Although the cutscenes can be quite lengthy at times, they are actually interesting, unlike Metal Gear Solid that sometimes went on forever. Thankfully the game does not throw you in the deep end (apart from the story) as it slowly teaches you how to control our raven haired seductress and needless to say, the combinations that Bayonetta can pull off is thoroughly impressive and will give even some professional gamers some difficulty in memorising. Best of all as you progress, the game keeps throwing different challenges and enemies for you to fight which greatly assists in the enjoyment factor of this title. Whether itís a half naked Bayonetta spinning around as her hair becomes a demon or the great one-liners from Enzo, Bayonetta is as whacky as a game could ever be that shatters all boundaries of what has become before.

In relation to combat, weíve mentioned the kicks, punches and guns, two strapped onto her heels and another two for her hands, itís the special manoeuvres that make the combat of Bayonetta so damn fun. She can even draw on bullet-time (witch time) but as mentioned as you punch, kick and use almost every part of your body as a weapon and it's a real acrobatic hoot.

An interesting ability is changing combinations, midway that offers some great options for fighting the various angels and demons that you come across. Best of all, all these different combinations and attacks that Bayonetta performs are quite fluid and is definitely one with the gameplay. Thankfully the game does come on three difficulty modes that include Very Easy, Easy and Normal and if you complete normal, well, than youíre in for a whole new world of pain. If you do get injured, you really need to practice your dodges more but thankfully, there are some items to heal and the save system of the game is quite lenient as well. The only problem with the PS3 version of Bayonetta are the rather lengthy loading times which does add an element of frustration to the gameplay, especially certain interactive cutscenes with bosses and you need to push a button at the exact time it appears, annoying to say the least.

Graphically, the title is pure eye candyÖ most of the time. Although there are some scenes that looks a little dated, the majority of game is very well designed. From great character designs, flawless animation and some great background designs, the only flaw with the game is the sometimes annoying camera angles and at times a few frame rate issues. It's a shame that one of the analog sticks could not be used to control the cameras and if you want to change the angle, you need to face the direction and push down on the analog stick. Annoying? Yes but thankfully the gameplay prevails.

The star of the game is easily the attractive and well-designed Bayonetta from her realistic movements that would not look out of place in a strip club. The attention to detail is great on Bayonetta such as the way she moves her glasses or the way her hair moves to become the demonic creature and lastly, her double jumps that create butterfly wings on her. The camera is a little off at times, however through the movies, the sexual innuendo is only increased by close ups of certain parts of Bayonettaís body. Game porn indeed!

The soundtrack of Bayonetta matches itís retro 70ís feel and if youíve found yourself humming along or singing some of the songs at a later date, than Bayonetta has you hook, line and sinker! The voice acting is pure cheese and sounds like those classic Capcom games. Thankfully, although Bayonetta is quite seductive, she actually suits her character perfectly and doesnít sound too forced or contrived as she speaks proper with her oh so sexy British accent. The sound effects match the graphics well and through a surround sound system, Bayonetta is pumping!

At the end of the day, Bayonetta is easily one of our most original gaming experiences that we have enjoyed in a long time and even though at times, it feels like a bad 70ís action movie, the story, characters and quirkiness of the gameplay is pure ingenious. The combat is quite fluid and diverse and whether youíre shooting, kicking or summoning demons, everything comes together perfectly. For male gamers, it does help that the character is oozing with sex appeal and even though some of the close-ups or open leg shots may be a little too much for some, it dares to be different and proves that a game can not only be fun but sexy as well.


Penny Drake at E3 as Bayonetta


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