Mortal Kombat Krushes the Kompetition
As you wake up, get ready, and
drive into the city for work every day, do you ever wonder if there are epic
crime-fighting saviors out there somewhere, hidden amidst all of our mundane
daily activities and false sense of safety? Of course you do, we all do. Western
culture (and beyond!) is infatuated with the idea of super heroes. Superman and
Batman rival the popularity of even the most renowned brands like Coca-Cola and
Mickey Mouse. Well, I'm not talking about your boring, ordinary, everyday heroes
and villains. I'm going to discuss Mortal Kombat. The fighters from Mortal
Kombat would spit acid in your face, allow you to scream in terror for
approximately 5 seconds (for the pleasure of hearing you agonize, of course!)
then eject a chained spear into your chest to pull you close, only to freeze
your legs to the floor and knock your torso clean off with one punch. That’s the
kind of heroes I’m talking about.
Mortal Kombat gore in 90’s arcade graphics! Vintage!
Those of you who played fighting
games in the arcade in the 90's are probably familiar with the rich, inventive
storyline of the Mortal Kombat franchise, and the fact that the movie renditions
totally screw with what you know about MK altogether. While somewhat confusing,
no storyline has ever stuck with us for so long and made us wrack with
anticipation for an updated version like Mortal Kombat.
Mortal Kombat gore
in modern graphics!
Essentially, the story of MK
revolves around a martial arts tournament, affectionately called Mortal Kombat
by participants, in which only the best fighters from all of the realms gather
to fight for the fate of our modern day world, or Earthrealm as they call it.
Kombatants (hehe! That 'K' always makes me smile!) from Outworld and the
Netherrealm, which is essentially hell, make and break alliances in order to
defeat the best fighters of our realm. Shao Kahn, ruler of Outworld, has
concocted this big plan to merge the two realms and seize control, but the Elder
Gods created a binding contract that states a realm must win 10 consecutive
matches in order to have that option. Well, they’ve gotten as far as 9! After
500 years of domination it looks pretty grim for the citizens of Earthrealm
until Raiden, god of thunder and protector of Earthrealm, discovers their saving
grace in a humble Shaolin Monk named Liu Kang. Story short, he kicks ass, takes
names and manages to defeat Outworld's special weapon, the gigantic ponytailed
monster sporting four arms, Goro. Along the main storyline are plenty of
out-of-this-world slaughter and deep, interesting stories and characters to keep
you hooked including Shao Kahn's desecration of the king of Edenia, along with
the stealing and evil-fying of his large-breasted queen, Sindel.
former queen of Edenia, present possessed evil queen of Outworld and mother to
Princess Kitana. That’s one hot rendered MILF!
Mortal Kombat titles have always
offered us a plethora of inimitable
combos and specials that are distinct to the characters' styles and
personalities, but what really gives them the edge is their ultra-graphic
"Fatalities". Shao Kahn’s demanding growl to “Finish Him!” and the following
overly grisly scene depicting the opponent being ripped limb from limb or
disemboweled with one swift kick will leave a lasting impression on even the
seasoned gamer. Nothing I've ever seen in a video game is more appealing. I
think I may need some therapy. Anyway, for those of you who have yet to play any
MK, look for Babalities, Friendships, Brutalities and other terrifying (or
sometimes cute) something-alities. Not only does the franchise offer tons of
titles to the fighter genre, they’ve also offered us adventure games and
action-RPG spin offs, my favorite being Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks, allowing
fans to get even closer to character origin and backstory.
Although captivating, the mythology
is a complex one. So complex (apparently) that some well-known gaming
publications think silly things about it being "built around Netherrealm and its
inhabitants". Anyone who has played a single MK game knows most, if not all
martial artists hail from places aside from Netherrealm. Among the reasons that
the story becomes so baffling is the creation of the 1995 and 1997 MK movies
that depict Shao Kahn and Raiden as siblings, and children of Shinnok, along
with the uncharted (until the 2011 MK that puts much into perspective) fact that
Liu Kang is a descendant of his good friend, Kung Lao. Wait, what!?
The newest installment of Mortal
Kombat is the long awaited reiteration of the original story with desirable, yet
classic 3D graphics placed in a 2D plane, a renovated Krypt with tons of
unlockable yummies and secrets, and fully functional online gameplay including
ladders and achievements. X-ray attacks are awesome as well, they allow you to
see each kombatant’s special attack in X-ray vision with broken bones and organs
in all their glory; and new Test Your Might, Sight, and Strike missions are
available in ladder form. Gamblers will rejoice in the fresh Test Your Luck
section that features a Vegas-style slot machine giving interesting buffs and
debuffs to your chosen fighter, while choosing your opponent at random. Will you
get armless kombat, freezing rain or infinite X-ray meter? Let the slots decide!
The new challenge tower is 300 challenges of never-ending MK heaven, making the
game one my hardest gaming endeavors to date. The best part, though, is the tag
team gameplay. You can control both fighters on your own or play with a friend,
instead of against. This innovative implementation leaves nothing to be desired
with its stylish quick and special tags, and the ability to have your partner
gruesomely finish your move string with the combo tag. Purchasing this game for
the Playstation 3 platform is a must, for me at least, because you receive
Kratos as a playable character, whereas the Xbox version lacks any guest
fighters. I’m sure you are all as baffled as I was to hear this one… is anyone
else thinking Master Chief? Downloadable content is also widely available and
ever-growing. Fans can already obtain new playable fighters and costumes, while
buying the old movies will get you a special Retro Jade outfit. Other retro
costumes exist out there in Earthrealm as well, just shop around! My only
complaints with this badass game lie within the cinematics department. Although
the vast amount of in-game videos are pretty rad, and the promotional and Kratos
trailers knocked my socks off, there are still no true FMV movies within the
game or the start screen. Yes, I have waited for 30 minutes on the start-up
hoping. That, and my husband Shao Kahn isn’t a foreseeable playable character
yet! What gives, Game-Maker dudes!? In any case, if you’re looking for an
amazing new-age Mortal Kombat fighter that makes you reminisce of the old days
and one which actually delivers after all these years (unlike some new titles…
*cough cough* Duke Nukem) then look no further than Mortal Kombat 2011!
Buy the Kollector’s edition of the new MK and sport these killer bookends! I
know I did, but I don’t think Scorpion should be killing Sub-Zero! Hmph!
Mortal Kombat has been one of my
favorites since I was in Elementary school. I used to play it with the
neighborhood boys and beat them all senseless; I have fond memories with the
real actor graphics and quirky upward punches. It is one of the first fighters
I’ve ever played and the sole franchise that really stuck with me all these
years while gaming. I loved the interesting and heroic story and I’ve always
favored its extremely dark, frightening side too. I loved the models of the
characters; the women were beyond sexy and the men ranged from the fit martial
artist to the lumbering brutish figures of Onaga and Kintaro that I adore. They
incorporated the perfect mix of fantasy, realism and relate-ability with
uniqueness and new, out of this world ideas. Midway created the first one in
1992 with merely four developers on staff and little prospect of the great
success that would come from it, but I think us fans had always known. Mortal
Kombat affirmatively “krushes” the “kompetition”!
MEANWHILE, IN TARA LAND…
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well as numerous other tantalizing concepts! I’ve decided I would give the fans
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of town and a taste of what’s to come that you can’t find anywhere else! Stay
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