Before I jump into
the crux of this review, it should be noted that Wookieerotica
is a parody magazine and is in no way sponsored, endorsed or
affiliated with Lucasfilm or Disney. With the legal disclaimer out
of the way, Wookieerotica is the best (and I am deadly
serious here) Star Wars book, well magazine, to be released since
Star Wars Return of the Jedi. Nothing has come close and I don't
think nothing will... well, we don't know what Disney are doing with
Star Wars but my gut feeling (just like when Han Solo shot Greedo
first) tells me otherwise.
This Star Wars
Parody Magazine harkens back to the Playboy Magazines of the 70's
and creates this beautiful, amazing and even funny homage to the Star
Wars Universe. It should be noted that this magazine is intended for adults
due to the bevy of gorgeous and naked woman who grace the pages of
Wookieerotica. The models are spectacular and the Star Wars themed
photo shoots just make the pictures even more gorgeous. With that
said, this is going to be a Star Wars heirloom and if you're a fan
of Star Wars, you should really nab this magazine before its gone.
The magazine itself is
over 116 pages and features pictorials of models dressed in classic
Star Wars fanfare and more specifically naked as they showcase
various characters from the franchise such as Princess Leia, Boba
Fett, Gamorian Guards (I kid you not), Jedi Knights and lots
lots more. Some of the pictorials are a little strange such
as the Sand People one or a female Lobot... but she looks very cute. Apart from
the really sexy pictorials, the magazine features some classic
articles, jokes, cartoons and advertisements that almost make this magazine
appear real.
The advertisements
are classics in Wookieerotica such as the back cover which features
Smirhoth. Remember when Luke Skywalker cut off the arm of the Wampa
on Hoth? (Refer to Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back) Well this
advert features its arm holding a bottle of Vodka that resembles
Smirnoff Vodka but in
this instance is called Smirhoth. Priceless! Another advert features
a Jawa with a great slogan that states "when it comes to droids go
with the name you know... Jawa". Brilliant!
There's plenty of jokes as well such as
Wookieerotica's Party Jokes. For example, Why are Jedi not allowed
in bars anymore? Cause they Yoda lotta money! Or my favourite,
what's the leading cause of death of people who date Wookiees?
Hairballs! It's Champaign comedy! However the star of this magazine
are the very cool Star Wars inspired pictorials such as Imperial
Girls that showcases naked girls with Darth Vader or dressed in
Imperial regalia. Add in fun articles and Wookieerotica must be seen
to be believed!
Final Thoughts?
As mentioned
earlier, Wookieerotica is the best Star Wars merchandise to be
released since Return of the Jedi that successfully pays homage to
original three movies and showcases some truly beautiful women
forever caught in graceful Star Wars themes and costumes. Of course
it does help that they are naked but more
importantly, this magazine harkens back to a simpler time such as
the Playboy books of the 70's when pornography was not explicit. Not
only does this book celebrate the beauty of women but also the
wondrous universe of Star Wars and hopefully with Disney buying the
franchise from George Lucas, the new movies will be more like the
original three.
A perfect present
for all (mostly male) Star Wars fans!
Buy it at
http://tenderloins.com.au/products/wookierotica-magazine-preorder
before it runs out!
Images used
with permission
