Marvel\u2019s Anti-hero Bestows Debut Video Game Unto Earth <\/i><\/p>\n
(and Future Moon Colonies) for Personal Gain<\/i><\/p>\n
Sydney, Australia \u2013 June 26, 2013 \u2013<\/b> Mission accomplished!\u00a0 I, Deadpool, have created the ultimate Deadpool video game masterpiece!\u00a0 I call it\u2026wait for it\u2026DEADPOOL<\/i><\/b>!\u00a0 It\u2019s pretty much the greatest thing I\u2019ve made (besides my ill-fated root beer float hot tub incident of ’93) and is available now in popular retail establishments and most major chimichangerias (like a taqueria\u2026but with chimichangas!) across Australia.\u00a0 Oh yeah, and those video gamey and comics guys at High Moon Studios, Activision Publishing, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Activision Blizzard, Inc. (NASDAQ: ATVI<\/a>), and Marvel Entertainment kind of helped, too.<\/p>\n \u201cI’ll never forget the day I threatened<\/span> convinced Peter Della Penna, the head of High Moon Studios, to make a kick-ass, third-person comic book video game with extreme combat and bikini-exploding action, starring me,\u201d said Deadpool, Big Chief and Head Honcho of Things & Stuff regarding DEADPOOL<\/i><\/b> at High Moon Studios.\u00a0 \u201cPeter looked me lovingly in the eyes and said in return, \u2018Deadpool, I’ll do whatever you want; just please stop filling up my kitchen with pancakes!\u2019\u00a0 It was that first moment where I really felt like Peter and I had a connection \u2013 an understanding that has stuck with me to this very day.\u00a0 Coincidentally, his family dog stuck with me too, you know\u2026for leverage.\u201d<\/p>\n Fans can rest assured that the first order of business while making DEADPOOL<\/i><\/b> was purchasing a life-size replica statue of me for High Moon Studios, so that my outstanding team of talented, dedicated nerd types could gaze endlessly at it in order to make the digital me look as good as real-life me.\u00a0 I also instructed them in the art of building a fast, fluid combat system that mixes all my upgradable bang-bangs with my mad kung-fu-chop saki skills and mutant abilities, so the Deadpool in DEADPOOL<\/i><\/b> (i.e. that\u2019s me\u2026heh\u2026), is a one-stop wrecking machine, perfect for stealth and balls-out explosive frontal assaults alike.\u00a0 Forget walking away from explosions in slow motion \u2013 I jump right into them to see how hot they are\u2026REGENERATIVE HEALING FACTOR, baby!<\/p>\n I also filled a windowless room with terrifying spiders and locked<\/span>\u2026er\u2026hired veteran Deadpool writer Daniel Way and provided him with really, just a stupid amount of spiders<\/span> a \u201cpackage\u201d<\/i> to convince him to pen a script that would befit Marvel’s most lovable character’s debut as a leading man.\u00a0 DEADPOOL<\/i><\/b> is the rare game that plays with you <\/i>while you play with it<\/i>, delivering a $#!t ton (it’s just a better system of measurement, people \u2013 I can’t stress that enough) of fourth-wall-eviscerating humour voiced brilliantly by yours truly, doing a bang-up imitation of what it would be like if a young up-and-comer I discovered named Nolan North were trying to sound like me (Got that?…).<\/p>\n I am currently available and accepting dating offers \u2013 please send full-body shots.\u00a0 In other news, my DEADPOOL <\/i><\/b>video game is also now available for the Xbox 360\u00ae video game and entertainment system from Microsoft and the PlayStation\u00ae3 computer entertainment system. And of course, I\u2026DEADPOOL<\/i><\/b>, am rated MA15+ by the Australian Classification Board!\u00a0 Because if there\u2019s one word that describes Deadpool, it\u2019s \u201cmature.\u201d Want more information?\u00a0 Well, let your fingers inappropriately caress your keyboard over to <\/b>www.DeadpoolGame.com<\/a>, or follow along at www.facebook.com\/RealDeadpool<\/a> <\/b>or on Twitter @RealDeadpool<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Marvel\u2019s Anti-hero Bestows Debut Video Game Unto Earth (and Future Moon Colonies) for Personal Gain Sydney, Australia \u2013 June 26, 2013 \u2013 Mission accomplished!\u00a0 I, Deadpool, have created the ultimate Deadpool video game masterpiece!\u00a0 I call it\u2026wait for it\u2026DEADPOOL!\u00a0 It\u2019s pretty much the greatest thing I\u2019ve made (besides my ill-fated root beer float hot tub<\/p>\n