{"id":22219,"date":"2012-07-16T16:45:37","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T06:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/power-up.space\/?p=22219"},"modified":"2012-07-16T16:45:37","modified_gmt":"2012-07-16T06:45:37","slug":"i-deadpool-reveal-that-im-making","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/?p=22219","title":{"rendered":"I, DEADPOOL, Reveal That I\u2019m Making"},"content":{"rendered":"

My Own Butt-Kicking DEADPOOL Video Game, slated for 2013!!!<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sydney, Australia \u2013 July 16, 2012 \u2013<\/strong> Hey suits, listen up \u2018cause I\u2019ve got some pretty sweet news to break.\u00a0 I, DEADPOOL,<\/em><\/strong> today announced that I\u2019ve\u2026 (ahem\u2026we\u2019ve)<\/em> \u2026yes, right\u2026WE\u2019VE<\/em> decided to make a kick-butt, butt-kicking new video game based on the awesome-ing-ist Super Hero ever known to man \u2026(and woman, if you know what we\u2019re sayin\u2019)<\/strong> \u2013 starring yours truly, ME<\/em> \u2013 DEADPOOL.<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0 I know, I know\u2026I pee\u2019d myself a little with excitement just now too (you call that \u2018a little?\u2019)<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Some of you may know me as the Merc with a Mouth, (or the mercenary for hire)<\/em> \u2013 what can I say; I have skills!\u00a0 (You know who else has skills?)<\/strong> \u00a0High Moon Studios has skills, and I hired them to make my game, because they\u2019re awesome, and so am I.\u00a0 But they\u2019re not as awesome as I am, if that\u2019s what you\u2019ve heard.\u00a0 (Who\u2019d you hear that from?)<\/strong>\u00a0 (Wait, listen\u2026you smell something?)<\/em><\/p>\n

Anywho, where was I?\u00a0 Oh yeah, ME,<\/em> and my game DEADPOOL<\/em><\/strong>!\u00a0 With some cashola I \u2018borrowed\u2019 (ha!!! riiight\u2026\u2018borrowed\u2019)<\/strong> from Activision Publishing, Inc., (blah)<\/em> a wholly owned subsidiary of Activision Blizzard, Inc.\u00a0(blah blah)<\/strong> (Nasdaq: ATVI<\/a>) (blah blah blah)<\/em>, and some of the big cheeses (mmmmm\u2026cheeeeese)<\/strong> from Marvel Entertainment, my DEADPOOL<\/em><\/strong> <\/em>game will feature all of my favorite things \u2013 katanas (check)<\/em>, big guns (and not just these amazing arm muscles)<\/em> (check)<\/strong>, crazy poop-your-pants action (check)<\/em>, hot chicks (check)<\/strong>,\u00a0 maybe some of my X-MEN<\/em>\u2122 friends (well, depending on what they\u2019re wearing)<\/em>, burritos, bouncy houses and of course ME!!!<\/em> (check)<\/strong>(check)<\/em> And check!<\/p>\n

And now, a quote from me about my game:<\/p>\n

“I, DEADPOOL<\/em><\/strong>, \u2018hired\u2019 Peter Della Penna and his physically embarrassing team at High Moon Studios for two reasons.\u00a0 First, because of their close proximity to Mexico so I can get fresh, authentic chimichangas delivered daily,\u201d said DEADPOOL<\/em><\/strong>, newly self-appointed Head of High Moon Studios, and Supreme Commander of PR, Marketing, Legal, and just about everything I want to be in charge of at Activision Publishing, Inc. \u201cSecond, if High Moon can make an amazing game about big transforming robots look cool, then they can surely make me look amazing in a third-person action video game, from all angles (seriously Peter\u2026my bottom is my good side, so don\u2019t screw this up)<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n

And now, a quote from that other guy at High Moon Studios:<\/p>\n

\u201cWe weren\u2019t actually planning on making a DEADPOOL<\/em><\/strong> game,\u201d said Peter Della Penna, formerly Head of High Moon Studios and now second in command.\u00a0 \u201cBut,<\/p>\n

DEADPOOL<\/em><\/strong> came by the studio one day, said he was taking over, and that if I didn\u2019t h<\/strong>ire<\/strong> Marvel<\/strong> writer Daniel Way p<\/strong>ronto and m<\/strong>ake<\/strong> the most amazing DEADPOOL<\/em><\/strong> video game, he\u2019d break both of our arms and beat us to death with them.\u00a0 I have kids, so we\u2019re making the game.\u201d<\/p>\n

Speaking of ME<\/em>, for your viewing pleasure (or other pleasure – hehe)<\/strong> <\/strong>check out this awesome teaser trailer and find out more information for my new DEADPOOL<\/em><\/strong> video game at this web thingy www.deadpoolgame.com<\/a>, and be sure to follow me on what\u2019s-yer-face at www.facebook.com\/deadpoolgame<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My Own Butt-Kicking DEADPOOL Video Game, slated for 2013!!!\u00a0 Sydney, Australia \u2013 July 16, 2012 \u2013 Hey suits, listen up \u2018cause I\u2019ve got some pretty sweet news to break.\u00a0 I, DEADPOOL, today announced that I\u2019ve\u2026 (ahem\u2026we\u2019ve) \u2026yes, right\u2026WE\u2019VE decided to make a kick-butt, butt-kicking new video game based on the awesome-ing-ist Super Hero ever known<\/p>\n

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