{"id":21397,"date":"2012-06-05T16:41:57","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T06:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/power-up.space\/?p=21397"},"modified":"2012-06-05T16:41:57","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T06:41:57","slug":"on-march-5-embark-on-epic-quest-to-become-cool-in-south-park-the-stick-of-truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/?p=21397","title":{"rendered":"ON MARCH 5, EMBARK ON EPIC QUEST TO BECOME COOL IN SOUTH PARK: THE STICK OF TRUTH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">Trailer, screens, pre-order specials, and new details galore.<\/p>\n<p>From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park\u2019s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become\u2026 cool. Introducing South Park\u2122: The Stick of Truth\u2122, available on March 5, 2013 on the Xbox 360\u00ae video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, PlayStation 3, and Windows PC.<\/p>\n<p>But that\u2019s not all!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/clips\/154359\/ninja-alter-egos\"><strong>Good Times With Weapons Pack<\/strong><\/a><strong><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>THQ is happy to offer exclusive weapons and costumes when you preorder South Park: The Stick of Truth. The Good Times With Weapons Pack, based on one of the most popular South Park episodes of all time, includes destructive items no fourth-grade martial artist should be without. With the <strong>Bulrog Chicken Attack<\/strong>, summon the devastating ninja powers of Bulrog and turn your feeble enemies into chickens! BLAM! &#8220;Nya-nya-nya-nya-na naa!\u00a0 Now you are a chicken!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>With <strong>Cartman\u2019s Kick-Ass Sai<\/strong>, the ultimate weapon of destruction, penetrate even the most evil of villains!\u00a0 Harness the fiery sting of the Sai to slash and cut your way through South Park!<\/p>\n<p>Rounding out the Good Times With Weapons Pack is the <strong>Samurai Costume<\/strong>. Show off your brute muscle with this bad-ass getup, complete with samurai headgear, a super-sweet cape, and the toughest cardboard armor this side of Takagawa.\u00a0 Suit up, and prepare to unleash the ultimate pwnage!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/clips\/221727\/who-is-mysterion\"><strong>Mysterion Superhero Pack<\/strong><\/a> (Xbox 360 Exclusive)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>THQ and Microsoft are proud to announce Xbox 360 exclusive pre-order items for South Park: The Stick of Truth: The Mysterion Superhero Pack. With your <strong>Superhero Costume<\/strong>, suit-up as the next South Park superhero!\u00a0 It&#8217;s the perfect disguise for fighting your mortal enemies and keeping South Park safe!<\/p>\n<p>Also, harness the elusive power of Mysterion with the <strong>Mysterion Special Attack<\/strong>!\u00a0 South Park&#8217;s protector unleashes a deadly combination of stealth and firepower &#8212; your enemies won&#8217;t know what hit them!<\/p>\n<p>Finally, slash the darkness with the diabolical switchblade, the <strong>Dagger of Cthulhu<\/strong>!\u00a0 It&#8217;s the same weapon used to stab and kill Mysterion in the twisted classic episode &#8220;Mysterion Rises.\u201d\u00a0 And now\u2026 the fate of the Cult of Cthulhu lies in your hands!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>South Park DLC on Xbox 360 First<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The first three downloadable episode packs for South Park: The Stick of Truth will be available first on Xbox 360. These episodes are standalone adventures featuring their own stories, taking you to places in South Park you\u2019ve never been before.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>South Park: Better With Kinect\u2122 for Xbox 360<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Taunt your enemies, and launch attacks with your voice. Finally, for the first time in South Park history, you can call Cartman a \u201cfat ass,\u201d and he\u2019ll respond.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trailer, screens, pre-order specials, and new details galore. From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park\u2019s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become\u2026 cool. 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