{"id":19773,"date":"2012-04-01T13:27:11","date_gmt":"2012-04-01T03:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/power-up.space\/?p=19773"},"modified":"2012-04-01T13:27:11","modified_gmt":"2012-04-01T03:27:11","slug":"strap-it-on-some-more-thq-unveils-saints-row-the-thirdtm-enter-the-dominatrix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/?p=19773","title":{"rendered":"STRAP IT ON SOME MORE. THQ UNVEILS SAINTS ROW\u00ae: THE THIRDTM – ENTER THE DOMINATRIX"},"content":{"rendered":"

All science, just a little fiction.<\/em><\/p>\n

The real world is a lie\u2026\u00a0<\/p>\n

For centuries, alien warlord Zinyak and his malevolent race (to be named later) have eyed Earth and its precious natural resources and females with a watchful eye.\u00a0 As he prepares an armada for invasion, he has only one worry: the Third Street Saints.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Once a simple street gang from Stilwater, the Saints have evolved into a global empire, replete with bombastic TV advertising and tasteful consumer products, the kind of TV advertising and consumer products that would give any alien warlord pause. Clearly, the Saints are the biggest badasses on Earth.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Now, in order to prepare his forces for domination, Zinyak captures the leader of the Saints and imprisons him in an elaborate virtual reality simulation. This simulation program looks and feels like Steelport, but it is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. Here, you are a slave. Welcome\u2026 to the Dominatrix.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Inside the Dominatrix, Zinyak trains legions of his forces, including a giant mutated can of Saints Flow energy drink named Paul, to complete his nefarious mission \u2013 defeat the Saints, conquer Earth, love our women. But as in the real world, there are rules inside the Dominatrix. Some can be bent; others, broken\u2026\u00a0<\/p>\n

THQ Inc.<\/a>\u00a0(NASDAQ:\u00a0THQI<\/a>\u00a0–\u00a0News<\/a>) and Volition, Inc. are proud to announce the development of Saints Row\u00ae<\/sup>: The ThirdTM<\/sup> \u2013 Enter The Dominatrix, the groundbreaking standalone expansion to Saints Row: The Third\u00a0<\/p>\n

Features of Enter The Dominatrix include:\u00a0<\/p>\n

–\u00a0 The Dominatrix Has You<\/strong><\/p>\n

And it feels so good. Bend the Dominatrix to your will and harness an arsenal of super powers including Mind-Bending Telekinesis<\/strong>, Really Really High Jump<\/strong>, Really Really Fast Sprint<\/strong>, Shiny Blue Force Shield<\/strong>, and Shiny Blue Fireball Projectile-of-Doom<\/strong>.\u00a0<\/p>\n

–\u00a0 Wondrous Alien Technology<\/strong><\/p>\n

Use Dominatrix weapons as your own, such as the Floppy Alien Tentacle Bat<\/strong>, the Fire-In-The-Sky Alien Abduction Ray<\/strong>, and the sphincter-stretching Alien Anal Probe<\/strong>, as well as a touch-screen telephonic device with email and map functionality. Reach out and f$%# someone.\u00a0<\/p>\n

–\u00a0 Go Three Levels Deep<\/strong><\/p>\n

Enter the Dominatrix within the Dominatrix within the Dominatrix to recruit former Saints from the depths of your own memory to fight Zinyak. It\u2019s all science, with just a little fiction.<\/p>\n

Will you defeat Zinyak and his invasion armada? Will you escape from virtual reality to rule Steelport once more? Will any of this make any sense? The answers you seek can only be found inside the Dominatrix. So enter it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

All science, just a little fiction. The real world is a lie\u2026\u00a0 For centuries, alien warlord Zinyak and his malevolent race (to be named later) have eyed Earth and its precious natural resources and females with a watchful eye.\u00a0 As he prepares an armada for invasion, he has only one worry: the Third Street Saints.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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