{"id":12563,"date":"2011-05-05T19:30:16","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T09:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/power-up.space\/?p=12563"},"modified":"2011-05-05T19:30:16","modified_gmt":"2011-05-05T09:30:16","slug":"earth%e2%80%99s-most-cuddly-mythological-creature-mars%e2%80%99-most-dangerous-weapon-unleash-mr-toots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/?p=12563","title":{"rendered":"Earth\u2019s most cuddly mythological creature, Mars\u2019 most dangerous weapon. Unleash Mr. Toots!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>With 1 million downloads of the Red Faction: Armageddon demo, the friendly rainbow-farting unicorn will be set free as a playable weapon in Red Faction: Armageddon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" style=\"width:450px; height:366px;\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jwVf6bm2dsQ\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jwVf6bm2dsQ\" \/><\/object><br \/>\nFrom the studio that brought you the Ostrich Hammer and the purple sex-toy bludgeon, Volition unveils its next weapon of crass destruction: Mr. Toots! A miniature magical unicorn so powerful it lays entire cities to waste, Mr. Toots farts joyous rainbows of pure devastation. Never before has hyper-colored flatulence wrought such destruction, and, for the colonists of Mars in Red Faction: Armageddon, inspiration.<\/p>\n<p>With 1 million downloads of the Red Faction: Armageddon demo, available today for the PlayStation 3 computer entertainment system from Sony and the Xbox 360 video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, Volition shall unleash Mr. Toots as a playable weapon in Red Faction: Armageddon. With Mr. Toots at your side, force your enemies to taste the rainbow\u2026 the rainbow of pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With 1 million downloads of the Red Faction: Armageddon demo, the friendly rainbow-farting unicorn will be set free as a playable weapon in Red Faction: Armageddon From the studio that brought you the Ostrich Hammer and the purple sex-toy bludgeon, Volition unveils its next weapon of crass destruction: Mr. Toots! A miniature magical unicorn so<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/?p=12563\">Read More\u2026<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-game-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12563"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12569,"href":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12563\/revisions\/12569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.impulsegamer.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}