How badly can one series
start?? This is the question that plagued me all through this DVD. In answer
to this question; I have to say that I have never seen a lamer start to a
It got so bad; I had to
turn off the English voices to get some respite from the clichéd twaddle
assailing my ears.
Consequently, I started
noticing the animation. This is normally a great focusing tool, and in this
case it was no exception. The first alarming irregularity this brought to
light, was the issue of a ridiculous headband of reflective light that seems
permanently embedded on the same spot of each characters head. Someone should
let these people know that a
reflective light moves
up and down a persons head relative to their position to the light source, and
that the whole head will NOT reflect that light. Especially the part that's in
Then we have the issue
of the noses. There seems to be a proliferation of turned up noses that I
expect at any moment to grow into Pinocchio like proportions. More questions
then started jumping into my head. Like; "Escaflowne?!?"
and "What sort of name
is that?". Escaflowne sounds like a bad translation for "escape from the
flowers?" The worst part about this is that Escaflowne is a very cool white
fighting mech that is deserving of a far better name. (Hell, white-fightey-robot-
thing would have been an improvement.....)
The only reason this
review is going any further at all is that once you get to the third episode,
there is a rapid change for the better. The lamer clichés disappear, a plot
kicks in, and suddenly the bright light of potential spreads over the series.
I would love to be able
to advise you to skip the first two episode and go straight to the good stuff,
but it just wouldn't be the same. There is in fact pertinent information in
the first two episodes so you will have to pay attention.
Escaflowne deals with a
young girl named Hitomi who has the gift of foresight and the knack of tarot.
She is running on her high school track one night when a massive beam of light
transports "Prince Van" to earth.
Van is from a planet
called Gaea, and he has no idea how this happened. Once he slays the land
dragon that follows him, he retrieves a dragon stone embedded inside it, and
the stone mysteriously interacts with Hitomi's pendant, sending them both to
Gaea is a planet that
sits disturbingly close to earth without even affecting our orbit or being
visible to the naked eye. (at this point I console myself with the thought
that "if the animators clearly don't care about correct reflective light
representation, why should they bother with laws of gravity?")
The prince returns
victorious to his home city and is crowned as Prince of Fanalia. They are then
attacked by big invisibility cloaked mechs and Vanalia is destroyed. A large
beam of light relocates them to another part of Gaea, and they meet and fight
with the chivalrous (and ludicrously dressed) Allen. His realm is then
destroyed by the cloaked mechs and an escape scene ensues. If it wasn't for
the last two episodes, I would have proudly dished out my first ever 2/10, but
the last two episodes bring this DVD up to scratch.
So if you have the time
and patience, this eventually becomes interesting DVD, and despite my better
judgment, I find myself waiting for the second series.
4:3 frame ratio. If you haven't been reading this review,
ill make it easy for you, The animation is very average. It is also a little
washed out. Vibrant colors may have saved it, but alas it was not meant to be.
- English and Japanese 2.0
- English subtitles
The English subtitles are close to the dubbed version,
which is always a positive. However in some parts the dubbing doesn't quite
match the movements of the characters mouths. The sound effects are
predictable, and the music is atrocious.
Great looking cover shot
that in no way resembles anything in the feature.
-Music Videos: only people with no sense of hearing or those that loved glam
rock would even bother with this. Really quite embarrassing.
-Production sketches- boring.
-Madman propaganda- best part of the extras.